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Uma mãe pede ajuda à internet para abrir o armário sem partir os pratos. Algumas das respostas:

1. It is a matter of economic, if the plates are cheap open the door. If the plates are irreplaceable smash the glass on the right.

2. Just open and then ask Donald Trump if he can make it great again.

3. make a system restore to a previous point in time when the bowls were stacked!

4. Build an identical house next to your existing house with only one difference, the plates would be on the shelf. Then delete the old house.

5. Take your wand, say "winggardium leviosa" while whipping the Wand - and everything's all Right !😊

6. Open a bottle of wine > Have a drink > Wait for a husband to come home. Start a random argument out of nothing > Go to the kitchen . open the door and let it smash > blame it on the husband - he'll apologize and buy a whole new set of plates.

7. Flood the house, then open the cupboard without any risk!

8. Go to Kamar-Taj, see The Ancient One, be a sorcerer, find The Eye of Agamotto, reverse or stop time, arrange back, and you're done!

9. Sell it to the museum and name it the "Frozen in Time" series.

10. Name it schrodinger's cupboard because at this time the bowls are both intact and broken.

11 Schrödinger is it's about two parallel universes existing at once.  but they are only broken in the future in which you OPEN the cupboard. In the future in which you do not open the cupboard, they remain intact.

12. You cannot know they're 100% intact without opening the cupboard to examine them. You cannot open the cupboard without brwaking the. This is Heisenberg's cupboard.

13. Take a picture of it and ask to people on internet.

14. Try ctrl + Z... this will work.

15. The theoreticist solution: define the plates to be unbreakable. Open the door savely.

16. The Bored Panda solution: watch pictures of cute animals until you are in a good mood. Open the door and see the mess, be devastated. Read stories about nice humans helping animals. Be glad again. (Go shopping for new dishes.)

17. Spend a few months in the secret mountain tops of Japan and train. You must become a ninja with lightning reflexes. With your newly found ninja skills catching those plates when you open the cupboard will be easy.

18. The political solution: declare it to be a problem of the next generation. Tell you children that this is how life is. (Rant at them still if they open the door and remind them of their "generational responsibility".)

19. Trump solution: build a wall around the shelf and declare that the dishes have fallen because of illegal aliens. Clinton solution: send an official email through your own server, have it leaked, have this discovered by FBI, blame FBI for not solving the problem with the dishes.

20. Ok, listen carefully: you'll need a rocket, a big rope, oxygen tank, parachute how you do it: tie the rope around a hook on your cupboard and shoot it to outer space....while in vaccum, do your chore and pull back to earth (we have stringed it right). shoot your parachute...don't die!! P.S do wear your oxygen masks(unless you are immortal) Same can be achieved underwater as well, but lets go universal!!!

21. Call your mom 🐺